A BIT OF FUN

We need a bit of cheering up ’till the weather is more suitable for gardening. Do we have any Lexophile’s among our clickers?
Hers a couple of samples
To write with a broken pencil is pointless
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, I just can’t put it down
A bicycle can’t stand up on its own , its two tyred

Any one have more to add?

37 Responses

  1. Profile photo of gertie gertie says:

    I liked Dixon’s cracker joke Tony …. Q … . How does Father Christmas like his pizza?
    A. … Deep pan, crisp and even.
    does this count? :rose:

  2. Profile photo of VegVamp VegVamp says:

    Like it Tony. :good:
    You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

  3. Profile photo of gertie gertie says:

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

  4. Profile photo of gertie gertie says:

    Here’s one for gardeners maybe ….. . Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. … okay, I’ll get m’ coat!

  5. Profile photo of dandlyon dandlyon says:

    It does not matter how much you push an envelope its still stationary

  6. Profile photo of VegVamp VegVamp says:

    Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

  7. Profile photo of VegVamp VegVamp says:

    Atoms are such untrustworthy wee beggars. They make up everything.

  8. Profile photo of cilla cilla says:

    :lol:

  9. Profile photo of dandlyon dandlyon says:

    Stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me

  10. Profile photo of Beanstew Beanstew says:

    You are a smart lot – and I might be back here in a week if I can only think up one of my own. But for heaven’s sake, don’t hold your breath.

  11. Profile photo of gertie gertie says:

    I like this one … ‘He had a photographic memory which was never developed’ ….okay, off to strip the tree Bye :high-five:

  12. Profile photo of Allan Allan says:

    What do you call a one eyed dinosaur ? A Doyouthinkhesawrus, If You was walking the dog , It would have been Doyouthinkhesawrus Rex. :-(

  13. Profile photo of dandlyon dandlyon says:

    I wondered why the cricket ball seemed to be getting bigger then it hit me

  14. Profile photo of gertie gertie says:

    . . If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
    Nightnight :confused: :rose: :sleepy: :sleepy:

  15. Profile photo of Beanstew Beanstew says:

    You are a blooming smart lot!

  16. Profile photo of VegVamp VegVamp says:

    One for techies, ;-) There are 10 different types of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.

  17. Profile photo of gertie gertie says:

    Er? … clearly I belong in the second category :confused: …Oooh! of course! …. like Tony’s sun, it dawned on me a second later :lol: :confused: :rose:

  18. avatar SIMONDO says:

    A powerful , loud , obnoxious self publicising person………is a “Trumpet”

  19. Profile photo of Allan Allan says:

    What do they call a woman with a short leg, Eilean.

  20. Profile photo of dandlyon dandlyon says:

    Sign out side rehab centre keep off the grass

  21. Profile photo of dandlyon dandlyon says:

    Two fish swim into a wall , one ssys to the other Dam

  22. Profile photo of dandlyon dandlyon says:

    An old soldier who has survived mustard gas and a pepper spray is a seasoned veteran

  23. Profile photo of Allan Allan says:

    Two blonds walked into a shop up the road,You think one of them would have seen it.

  24. Profile photo of gertie gertie says:

    Loved Tina’s comment …. ‘ but am all behind like Brown’s Cows’ :lol:

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